Halle Berry : Type What!?

Posterwoman for the embodiment of Diabetes ambiguity

I’m a Pepper

@apocalypsehow Then wouldn’t you like to be a diabetic too?

— Diabetic Fury(@DiabeticFury) April 26, 2013

Sometimes to my surprise,  the cleverer and funnier tweets oft go lonesomely unretweeted and without a single favorite.

But that’s OK. I know I’m not the only one who knows I’m hilarious; so does Peabody and Emmy Award Winning comedic writer genius,  Rob_Kutner.

Thanks for the favorite, Rob!

XOXOX

Tales from the DARKSIDE/DIABETES

Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality.
But…there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit…a DARKSIDE.

The Light of Stars

The night is come, but not too soon;
And sinking silently,
All silently, the little moon
Drops down behind the sky.

There is no light in earth or heaven
But the cold light of stars;
And the first watch of night is given
To the red planet Mars.

Is it the tender star of love?
The star of love and dreams?
O no! from that blue tent above,
A hero’s armor gleams.

And earnest thoughts within me rise,
When I behold afar,
Suspended in the evening skies,
The shield of that red star.

O star of strength! I see thee stand
And smile upon my pain;
Thou beckonest with thy mailed hand,
And I am strong again.

Within my breast there is no light
But the cold light of stars;
I give the first watch of the night
To the red planet Mars.

The star of the unconquered will,
He rises in my breast,
Serene, and resolute, and still,
And calm, and self-possessed.

And thou, too, whosoe’er thou art,
That readest this brief psalm,
As one by one thy hopes depart,
Be resolute and calm.

O fear not in a world like this,
And thou shalt know erelong,
Know how sublime a thing it is
To suffer and be strong.

–Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#Equality

In support of #Equality for all, and especially for all insulin dependents’ insulin independence.

Breaking Bad Diabetes

“@diabeticfury: @deanjnorris If you would please sir, a shout out to #diabetes?” Fuck sugar

— dean norris (@deanjnorris) March 23, 2013

Happy Halloween

Trick or Treat or Tweet @DiabeticFury

Fury of a woman scorned is nothing, compared to the fury of a #diabetic woman who has been cheated out of tricks-or-treats.

— Fury / Diabetes (@DiabeticFury) October 30, 2010

People without #diabetes that think they’re funny tweeting about diabetic comas from halloween candy should lose their pancreas sometime.

— Fury / Diabetes (@DiabeticFury) October 31, 2011

Romneybetes

Jason Sudeikis’s Mitt Romney at ADA

“You know of course no one  wants to get sick, you know, but frankly I’ve always thought that if I had to develop a chronic disease, you know I hoped it would be adult onset diabetes, I mean what a fascinating illness.” 

Watch “Mitt” address the American Diabetes Association (SNL) at 3:26 here

Quote

The time is yours. What happens with it depends on you. 

-Carl Philipp Gottfried von Clausewitz

Carl Philipp Gottfried von Clausewitz

Soundboard of Sam!

Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard

Whenever you’re at a furious loss for words, say it with Sam.

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